Vignette:
When self Preservation wins over Common Sense- or better titled: Shit Subs Shouldn't Say
Cast of Characters:
Aaron- sadist, lacking in both sympathy and humor
Monica- misunderstood masochist
Scene:
(We meet our dear couple after a completely undeserved and unjust session. Aaron is busy tucking is now jello-like wife into bed. He leans over to give his wife a much needed smooch)
Monica: (pouting) That hurt. You hurt me.
Aaron: (grinning) Good! I'm glad. Now sleep well.
Monica: At least tell me your hand hurts a little. A smidge? I hope it does. (She settles down into her little nest of covers)
Aaron: Nope. Not even a little. (Pulling back the covers, causing a draft that is probably going to give his wife pneumonia or something equally dramatic.) Do you want me to see what I can do to make it hurt? Should we keep going? (He begins to swat before she even gets to answer)
Monica: NO!
Aaron: No?! (continues to swat) No What?
Monica: NO, I MEAN IT!!
End scene.
